The Chronovisor

(from Wikipedia)

Chronovisor was the name given to a machine that was said to be capable of viewing past and future events. Its existence was alleged by François Brune, author of several books on paranormal phenomena and religion. In his book The Vatican’s New Mystery he claimed that the device had been built by the Italian priest and scientist Father Pellegrino Maria Ernetti (1925-1994). While Father Ernetti was a real person, the existence (much less the functionality) of the chronovisor has never been confirmed.

In the early 1960s Ernetti stated to François Brune, himself a Roman Catholic priest and author, that Ernetti helped to construct the machine as part of a team which included twelve world-famous scientists, of whom he named two, Enrico Fermi and Wernher von Braun. The chronovisor was portrayed as a large cabinet with a normal cathode ray tube for viewing the received events and a series of buttons, levers, and other controls for selecting the time and the location to be viewed. It could also focus and track specific people. According to its inventor, it worked by receiving, decoding and reproducing the electromagnetic radiation left behind from past events, though it could also pick up sound waves.

Ernetti lacked hard evidence for these claims. He said that he observed, among other historical events, Christ's crucifixion and photographed it. A photo of this, Ernetti said, appeared in the May 2, 1972 issue of La Domenica del Corriere, an Italian weekly news magazine. However, a near-identical (though mirrored left to right) photograph of a wood carving by the sculptor Cullot Valera, turned up, casting doubt upon Ernetti's statement.

Through the chronovisor, Ernetti said that he had witnessed, among other scenes, a performance in Rome in 169 BC of the lost tragedy, Thyestes, by the father of Latin poetry, Quintus Ennius. Dr. Katherine Owen Eldred of Princeton University, the translator of an English rendition of the text, included as an appendix to the American printing of Peter Krassa's book on the Chronovisor (see below), believes that Ernetti wrote the play himself. According to the alleged "confession" (purportedly kept anonymous on the request of the person, said to be a relative of Ernetti's) included in the American edition, on his deathbed had Ernetti confessed that he had written the text of the play himself, and that the "photo" of Christ was indeed a "lie". According to the same "source", however, Ernetti also affirmed that the machine was workable.

[There is a controversial experimental apparatus in neurotheology called a 'God's Helmet', that when placed on a subjects head, stimulates their brain with magnetic fields- inducing profound waves of intense spiritual awareness. Over 80% of participants experience a presence sitting next to them in the room; like God, or a loved one who had recently passed away.]

Lavondatr (the musk-rat experiments)


Vadim Chernobrov was born inVolgograd Oblast (Russia) in 1965. He was educated at the Moscow Aviation Institute (MAI), Faculty of Space, as an aerospace engineer. During his study he started an unofficial project into anomaly research and temporal technology development.
Chernobrov also claimed successful development of a time machine device, the idea of which he possibly discovered while working towards his diploma. He claims to have secretly built the first modification at a military factory, under the guise of an electromagnetic trap for musk-rats, called Lovondatr (from Russian Lovushka ondatr - musk-rat trap) and claimed success in 3% time deceleration.


This is an article from Pravada;

Time has been one of the most complicated and less studied scientific issues since ancient times
Eight years ago, American and British scientists who conducted investigations in Antarctica made a sensational discovery. US physicist Mariann McLein told the researchers noticed some spinning gray fog in the sky over the pole on January 27 which they believed to be just ordinary sandstorm. However, the gray fog did not change the form and did not move in the course of time. The researchers decided to investigate the phenomenon and launched a weather balloon with equipment capable to register the wind speed, the temperature and the air moisture. But the weather balloon soared upwards and immediately disappeared.

In a little while, the researchers brought the weather balloon back to the ground with the help of a rope attached to it before. They were extremely surprised to see that a chronometer set in the weather balloon displayed the date of January 27, 1965, the same day 30 years ago. The experiment was repeated several times after the researchers found out the equipment was in good repair. But each time the watch was back it displayed the past time. The phenomenon was called "the time gate" and was reported to the White House.

Today investigation of the unusual phenomenon is underway. It is supposed that the whirl crater above the South Pole is a tunnel allowing to penetrate into other times. What is more, programs on launching people to other times have been started. The CIA and the FBI are fighting for gaining control over the project that may change the course of history. It is not clear when the US federal authorities will approve the experiment.

Famous Russian scientist Nikolay Kozyrev conducted an experiment to prove that moving from the future to the past was possible. He substantiated his views with the hypotheses on instant information spreading through physical characteristics of time. Nikolay Kozyrev even supposed that "time could execute the work and produce energy." An American physics theorist has arrived at a conclusion that time is what existed before existence of the world.

It is known that each of us feels a different course of time under different conditions. Once lightning hit a mountain-climber; later the man told he saw the lightning got into his arm, slowly moved along it, separated the skin from the tissues and carbonized his cells. He felt as if there were quills of thousands hedgehogs under his skin.

Russian investigator of anomalous phenomena, philosopher and author of numerous books Gennady Belimov published his article under the headline "Time Machine: First Speed On" in the newspaper On the Verge of Impossible. He described unique experiments conducted by a group of enthusiasts led by Vadim Chernobrov, the man who began creation of time machines, devices with electromagnetic pumping in 1987. Today the group of enthusiasts can slow down or speed up the course of time using special impact of the magnetic field. The biggest slowing down of time made up 1.5 seconds within an hour of the equipment's operation in labs.

In August 2001, a new model of the time machine meant for a human was set in a remote forest in Russia's Volgograd Region. When the machine even operated on car batteries and had low capacity, it still managed to change the time by three per cent; the change was registered with symmetrical crystal oscillators.

At first, the researchers spent five, ten and twenty minutes in the operating machine; the longest stay lasted for half an hour. Vadim Chernobrov said that the people felt as if they moved to a different world; they felt life here and "there" at the same time as if some space was unfolding. "I cannot define the unusual feelings that we experienced at such moments."

Neither TV nor radio companies reported the astonishing fact; Gennady Belimov says the Russian president was not informed of the experiment. However, he tells that already under Stalin there was a Research Institute of the Parallel World. Results of experiments conducted by Academicians Kurchatov and Ioffe can be now found in the archives. In 1952, head of the Soviet secret police organization Lavrenty Beria initiated a case against researchers participating in the experiments, as a result of which 18 professors were executed by shooting and 59 candidates and doctors of physical sciences were sent to camps. The Institute recommenced its activity under Khruschev. But an experimental stand with eight leading researchers disappeared in 1961, and buildings close to the one where experiments were conducted were ruined. After that, the Communist Party political bureau and the Council of Ministers decided to suspend researchers of the Institute for an uncertain period.

The program was resumed in 1987 when the Institute already functioned on the territory of the Soviet Union. A tragedy occurred on August 30, 1989: an extremely strong explosion sounded at the Institute's branch office on the Anjou islands. The explosion destroyed not only the experimental module of 780 tons but also the archipelago itself that covered the area of 2 square kilometers. According to one of the versions of the tragedy, the module with three experimenters collided with a large object, probably an asteroid, in the parallel world or heading toward the parallel world. Having lost its propulsion system, the module probably remained in the parallel world.

The last record made in the framework of the experiment and kept at the Institute archives says:

"We are dying but keep on conducting the experiment. It is very dark here; we see all objects become double, our hands and legs are transparent, we can see veins and bones through the skin. The oxygen supply will be enough for 43 hours, the life support system is seriously damaged. Our best regards to the families and friends!"

Then the transmission suddenly stopped.


If two pieces of metal touch in space they become permanentlystucktogether.

PUNK D.I.Y (Make an A.M radio station)


Step1
File an application for an AM radio station license with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). Pay the necessary filing fees. The station must have a license in order to operate even if the radio station will operate at low power.

Step2
Prepare a budget for the AM radio station. Factor in costs for physical items, including the building and equipment. Then add in costs for personnel, royalties and music licensing.

Step3
Determine the area that broadcasts will cover on your AM radio station. The type of transmitter you buy will affect how far your broadcast will travel.

Step4
Decide whether to build your own radio tower. Because this is expensive, some stations opt to rent space on an existing tower. If you build your own tower, determine the directional pattern of the antenna. Such antennas concentrate radio signals toward a specific geographic location. This prevents interference and allows you to broadcast toward a larger population.

Step5
Purchase equipment for the radio station. To operate an AM radio station, you need a transmitter, decoder, receivers, cable, phone lines, computers, software and microphones.


# You can only file an application for a radio station license during a filing window period announced by the FCC.

The Interdimensional Hypothesis


Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he refused.

The Montauk Project


In late July 2008, the body of an unidentified creature washed up on a Montauk beach. Photographs of the "Montauk Monster" were posted online, leading the national media to speculate on its origin. Several sources considered it to be the bloated carcass of a dog or racoon, but the creature has yet to be identified. Some conspiracy theorists believe it may be a transdimensional being brought about by the government programs conducted in the locality

(From wikipedia...)

The Montauk Project was alleged to be a series of secret United States government projects conducted at Camp Hero or Montauk Air Force Station on Montauk, Long Island for the purpose of developing psychological warfare techniques and exotic research including time travel.

Various conspiracy theorists claim that experiments began in earnest from 1982 through to 1987-1988. They claim that during this time one, some or all of the following occurred at the site. The following claims are entirely unverified:

Experiments were conducted in teleportation, parallel dimensions and time travel.

On or about on August 12, 1983 the time travel project at Camp Hero interlocked in hyperspace with the original Project Rainbow back in 1943. The USS Eldridge was drawn into hyperspace and trapped there. Two men, Al Bielek and Duncan Cameron both claim to have leaped from the deck of the USS Eldridge while it was in hyperspace and ended up after a period of severe disorientation at Camp Hero in the year 1983 at Montauk Point. Here they claim to have met John von Neumann, a famous physicist and mathematician, even though he died in 1957. Von Neumann had supposedly worked on the original Philadelphia Experiment, but the United States Navy denies this.

A "porthole (portal) in time" was created which allowed researchers to travel anywhere in time or space. This was developed into a stable "Time Tunnel." Underground tunnels with abandoned cultural archives were explored on Mars using this technique where apparently some kind of "Martians" had once lived many thousands and thousands of years earlier.

Contact was made with alien extraterrestrials through the Time Tunnel and advanced kinds of "etheric technology" was exchanged with them which enhanced the Montauk Project. This allowed broader access to hyperspace. Stewart Swerdlow also developed the "language of hyperspace", utilizing archetypes and glyphs as well as color and tone, in other words, a "non-linguistic language", the language of the Creator, that is God itself. However many researchers have questioned the validity of Swerdlow and what he actually did within the Montauk Project.

Enrico Chekov, a Spanish-Russian dissident, reported in 1988, after defecting to America, that satellite surveillance captured during the 1970s showed the formation of a large bubble of space-time centered on the site, lending further support to the D1 Base Time Tunnel research. After Chekov shared photographs with a reporter from the The New York Times, his apartment in Manhattan was burgled and the photos were all that was taken.

People had their psychic abilities enhanced to the point where they could materialize objects out of thin air. Stewart Swerdlow claims to have been involved in the Montauk Project, and as a result, he says, his "psionic" faculties were boosted, but at the cost of emotional and psychological instability, post-traumatic stress disorder, and other issues, including being programmed with microchips, and also through the use of "psychotronic mind control". An alien supposedly designed a chair, which an individual could sit in to boost his mental and precipatory powers. A prototype duplicate was given to Britain and put in a facility on the River Thames.

The facility was expanded to as many as twelve levels and several hundred workers. Some reports have the facility extending under the town of Montauk itself and interconnected with vast maglev train tunnel networks to other "Deep Underground Military Bases", also known as "D1 Bases".

Black Ops Military patches



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Marilyn Monroe had six toes on her left foot.

Volvo, translated literally from German means "I am rolling."

Since when did trouble making teenagers learn to fly?

apollo CSM flyby (Unidentified surface wreckage)

Absoloute PROOF of ESP



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Sounds of Hell


A borehole in the Murmansk Oblast, Russia which was purportedly drilled so deep that it broke through to hell. Siberian geologists had drilled a hole that was nine miles (14.5 km) deep before breaking through to a cavity. Intrigued by this unexpected discovery, they lowered an extremely heat tolerant microphone, along with other sensory equipment, into the well. The temperature deep within was a 2,000 °F (1,100 °C) — heat from a chamber of fire from which screams of some sort (purportedly from hell) could be heard.

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Dr. Reed/Rutter (E.Biological.Entity discovered in woods)

On "Glog"


In Balkan Folklore (especially Bulgarian, Serbian, and Romani) “professional” demon hunters (vampiric) were called; Glog, Vampirdzhiya, Vampirar, Dzhadazhiya, or Svetochers.

They were usually born on a Saturday (called Sabbatarians, Bulgarian sâbotnichav) or were the offspring of a Vampire and a widow ( and called a dhampir in Romani or a vampirović in Serbian), either served to bestow an innate sensitivity to the presence of supernatural deities (vampiric or otherwise), enabling the Dzhadazhiva ‘hunter’ to defend the well-being of his community from ephemeral and outside aggressors.

The offensive prowess of a Dzhadazhiva far exceeded those established means of destroying a Vampire (burning and staking the corpse., etc)- the hunters were also said to be capable of enticing the invisible creatures with music and then shooting them; or by throwing their scarves or head ware into the waters where the creatures would then drown trying to fetch them out

William Cooper., E.B.E

SOM1-01: Extraterrestrial Entities and Technology, Recovery and Disposal, April 1954


MAJESTIC-12 GROUP SPECIAL OPERATIONS MANUAL
EXTRATERRESTRIAL ENTITIES AND TECHNOLOGY, RECOVERY AND DISPOSAL
TOP SECRET / MAJIC EYES ONLY
WARNING! This is a TOP SECRET - MAJIC EYES ONLY document containing compartmentalized information essential to the national security of the United States. EYES ONLY ACCESS to the herein is strictly limited to personnel possessing MAJIC-12 CLEARANCE LEVEL. Examination or use by unauthorized personnnel is strictly forbidden and is punishable by federal law.
MAJESTIC-12 GROUP - APRIL 1954

"Click S0M-01...to read the document."

Clearly a flying saucer.


When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make sounds like a crying baby.

MK-ULTRA (1950's CIA mind control warfare...and you)



MK-ULTRA (MKULTRA) was a CIA funded mind-control research operation that began in the early 1950's.

Here is an excerpt from a 1955 MKULTRA document which gives a frightening indication to the scope of their chemical achievements;


Substances, which:

·
-promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness,
to the poiunt where the recipient would be discredited in public.

· -increase the efficiency of mentation and perception.

· -prevent or counteract the intoxicating effects of alcohol.

· -produce signs and symptoms of recognized diseases in a reversible way
so that that may be used for malingering, etc,.

-render the induction of hypnosis easier or otherwise enhance it's usefulness.

· -enhance the ability of individuals to withstand privation,
torture and coercion during interrogation and so called 'brain-washing'.

· -produce amnesia for events preceding and during their use.

· -produce shock and confusion over extended periods
of time and capable of surreptitious use.

· -produce physical disablement such as paralysis of the legs, acute anemia, etc,.

· -produce 'pure' euphoria with no subsequent letdown.

-alter personality structure in such a way that the tendency of the recipient
to become dependent on another person is enhanced.

· will cause mental confusion of such a type that the individual under its influence will find it difficult to maintain a fabrication under questioning.

· -will lower the ambition and general working efficiency of men
when administered in undetectable amounts.

· -promote weakness or distortion of the eyesight or hearing faculties,
preferably without permanent effects.

· pill which can surreptitiously be administered in drinks, food, cigarettes, as an aerosol, etc., which will be safe to use, provide a maximum of amnesia, and be suitable for use by agent types on an ad hoc basis.

· can be surreptitiously administered by the above routes and which in very small amounts will make it impossible for a man to perform any physical activity whatsoever.


Early CIA efforts into researching mind control focused largely on LSD. It was;

Administered 'usually without consent' to; military personnel, doctors, prostitutes, the mentally ill and 'members of the general public' in order to study their reactions.

Voluntary subjects were usually subjected to the more
extreme experiments. In one such case volunteer were
given LSD for 77 days straight.

[Scientific research is a leading cause of cancer in rats.]

Major General Creasy was disapointed when informed that
large-scale testing of potential psychochemical weaponry such as LSD
on US citizens was prohibited:

"I was attempting to put on, with a good cover story....to test to see what would happen in subways, for example, when a cloud was laid down on a city. It was denied on reasons thatalways seemed a little absurd to me."

...of the CIA in the 60's;

"... among themselves to slip LSD into each other's drinks. The target never knew when his turn would come, but as soon as the drug was ingested a ... colleague would tell him so he could make the necessary preparations (which usually meant taking the rest of the day off). Initially the leaders of MK-ULTRA restricted the surprise acid tests to [their own] members, but when this phase had run its course they started dosing other Agency personnel who had never tripped before. Nearly everyone was fair game, and surprise acid trips became something of an occupational hazard among CIA operatives.... The Office of Security felt that [MK-ULTRA] should have exercised better judgment in dealing with such a powerful and dangerous chemical. The straw that broke the camel's back came when a Security informant got wind of a plan by a few [MK-ULTRA] jokers to put LSD in the punch served at the annual CIA Christmas office party ... a Security memo writer... concluded indignantly and unequivocally that he did 'not recommend testing in the Christmas punch bowls usually present at the Christmas office parties.'"

3.20.2005 Monterey, Mexico

The John Lear Disclosure




Son of Lear Jet inventor, Bill Lear, John is the only pilot to hold every FAA airplane certificate, to include airplane transport rating, flight instructor, ground instructor, flight navigator, engineer, aircraft dispatcher, airframe powerplant mechanic, parachute rigger, and tower operator.

He flew secret missions for the CIA in Central and Southeast Asia, Eastern Europe, the Middle East and Africa between 1966 and 1983. He has flown as Captain and check pilot for over 10 different airlines.

John held 17 world records including speed around the world in a Lear Jet Model 24, set in 1966. He was presented with the PATCO award for outstanding airmanship in 1968, and the Symons Wave memorial. He was the youngest American to climb the Matterhorn in Switzerland in 1959 and in the 1970's owned and skippered the Americas Cup boat, the Soliloquy, out of Marina Del Rey.

In 1968, John raced a Douglas B26 Invader in the unlimited class at the Reno air races.

He was a Senior Vice Commander of the China Post 1, the American Legion Post for Soldiers of Fortune. He is a 20 year member of the special operations Association.

Our first UFO recoveries were in the late ‘30s. We made a couple in the beginning of the ‘40s and then came Roswell, which the public found out about. We got 2 live aliens from Roswell. One died shortly there after and one lived till 1956. And we found out so far there are 18 different alien species that we know about monitoring Earth. Some are good and some are hostile, most are indifferent. We found out that we’re the experimental product, if you will, of an alien race who we’ve never met and don’t know who they are. All we know is that the Grays are cybernetic organisms, glorified robots if you will, who work here at the behest of their employers monitoring us through abductions. We were never able to find out what the experiment is all about except that we have been externally corrected about 65 times. They, the aliens, refer to us as "Containers". There’s some speculation that our souls our bodies contain is the reason for the experiments. But nothing’s been proven or determined.

Since 1938 we’ve lost over 200 aircraft due to UFO hostilities and thousands of soldiers because of all kinds of different actions with aliens. Since that time several hundred thousand civilians have disappeared with no trace. Several thousand of those were eliminated by us because of their chance encounters with the aliens which we could ill afford to have publicized.

A slightly more frightening phenomena known as "human mutilations" have occurred on a regular basis and are similar to "cattle mutilations". In that the human or humans are taken from the street, so to speak, and returned to the same area about 45 minutes to an hour later with their rectums cored out, their genitals removed, eyes removed from their sockets, and completely drained of blood. In all cases it appeared that the mutilation procedures occurred while the persons were still alive and conscious. One of our scientists speculates that apparently the human specimens had to be alive for the samples to be worth anything. Abductions occur on a daily basis throughout the United States to at least 10% of the population.

When we were first made aware of this we protested to the little gray being we had held in captivity at the YY-2 facility in Los Alamos. But a deal was struck that for in exchange for advanced technology from the aliens we would allow them to abduct a very small number of persons and we would be periodically given a list of those persons abducted. We got something less than the technology we bargained for and found out the abductions were exceeded by a million fold than what we had naively agreed to.

In 1954 President Eisenhower met with a representative of another alien species at Muroc Test Center, which is now called Edwards Airforce Base. This alien suggested that they could help us get rid of the Grays but Eisenhower turned down their offer because they offered no technology.

At this point it became apparent to all involved that there was no such thing as a God or at least how the public perceives God. Certainly some form of computer recorder stores information and an occasional miracle is displayed by the aliens to influence a religious event. This so unnerved Eisenhower that he had "In God We Trust" put on paper money and coins and put in the Pledge of Allegiance to reaffirm to the public their belief in God. Shortly after this it was determined in meetings between the US and the Russians that the situation was serious enough that a cold war should be manufactured as a ruse to divert attention of the public away from UFOs to some other scary threat like the H-bomb. It was also decided to keep the ruse secret from any elected or appointed officials within both the US and Russian governments as it took too long to vet these officials and the ruse was easier to manage if the top people didn’t know about it.

In the late 1950’s NASA was formed to compartmentalize, containerize, and sanitize information from all space platforms and vehicles. We sold NASA to the public that all information would belong to them but they got very little and even that was highly sanitized.

Our first efforts were to keep the public from learning about Venus. A very similar planet to Earth and it’s population is very similar to us just technologically advanced. We have learned a lot from them starting with the Russian Venera 1 and US Mariner 2. We made Venus look like a lead melting, volcanic surface, spewing sulfuric acid into a pressurized atmosphere 90 times that of Earth. And as often the case we over did it and we wondered why nobody asked how a parachute survived a descent into 800-degree air. We set up operations in Pineyap, Australia to preclude any prying eyes figuring out what we were up to. We regularly eliminated through extreme prejudice anybody who was part of the operation and made the least little tiny threat about disclosure or dissatisfaction with the operation. Any space mission that included Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, Mariner, Voyager, Clementine, and all the rest. All data initially came transmitted to Pineyap then it was relayed to JPL or wherever after sanitizing. We had a little trouble with amateur radio operators till we figured out how they could intercept these signals but we managed to deal with that.

When the Russian threat began to fade we introduced Vietnam which kept the public occupied for over ten years. The cover up and personnel to run the operation began to get bigger and bigger and required more and more money. We were forced to inflate the defense budget, which was soon not enough. Then we got into the drug business which was still not enough. We were the ones that looted the savings and loan industry and Wall Street to boot. It is so out of control now most people want immunity and want out. But there is so much secrecy and double and triple blinds in place that it’s unlikely that this thing can ever be dismantled. And even if you give us the go ahead and spill the beans to the public it’s unlikely they will get anything more than "yes we recovered a flying saucer and yes there was an occupant" but that’s all we’re gonna tell ya.

So go ahead and roll the tape for Mr. Bell. What you see here are what human mutilations look like. That one was a male about 27 years old. That one is film of dead aliens being pulled from the wreckage of a craft that crashed in Olancha, California in the ‘50s. That craft you see over there is over 250ft. in diameter and had to be buried on the spot. That site is in Utah near Dugway Proving Grounds. The object you’re looking at now is known as the Kecksburg Acorn which was brought to Wright Patt in the middle ‘60s. There’s Frank Drake trying to force information out of a being tied down to a stretcher. He was supposedly from Tao Ceti.

These pictures you’re looking at now are structures on the Moon. That’s the tower in Sinus Medii and it’s over seven miles tall. And that thing over there is what we call the Colossus of Oguram(sp) in Mare Crisium. We don’t know what it does but the machine itself is bigger than Brooklyn, New York. Now those are videos of domes covering the craters. As you can see, some are in a very advanced state of decay.

These are 5 second slides of the 18 different alien species we are looking at. That one over there is the most gruesome looking. The guards at one facility are carefully indoctrinated over several months being shown pictures similar to but not exactly like the alien. Only when he’d been acclimatized, so to speak, of the horrible looking beings are they allowed to stand in security positions. Before these acclimatization were done we had two guards die of a heart attack as the aliens came down the hallway unexpectedly.

And this last clip is of the Kennedy assassination. You’ve heard of the second gunman theory? Well, this is the second camera that recorded exactly what happened and we had 4 gunmen. And the bottom line was that Kennedy had to go. He insisted on releasing what little alien information we had told him about and he was trying to withdraw troops from Vietnam which we were using as a diversion for the public. After Kennedy we never told any President anything. Nixon knew because he was briefed as VP in 1952. That’s how we knew to take Jackie Gleason to Homestead Air Force Base to see the alien bodies we had in storage there.

And that’s about it.

PUNK DIY (How to Run for Public Office)


Whether you're seeking a seat on the local school board or a term as U.S. president, running for office is a challenging endeavor. Being successful requires careful attention to detail, a rigorous schedule and a lot of volunteers who believe in you.


* Newspaper Subscriptions
* Political Magazines

Step1
Choose the office you want to run for. While the idea of being president may be tempting, it's always best to start on a local or state level.

Step2
Check the qualifications for the office. At a minimum, this usually means that you must be a registered voter in the geographical area in which you are running; there may also be age, residency or experience qualifications.

Step3
Commission a public opinion poll. The purpose of the poll is to find out how many voters know and are willing to vote for you, and what issues the voting public is most concerned about. The results of the poll will help you plan your strategy for the campaign.

Step4
Find someone to manage your campaign. This person will help you coordinate all aspects of your campaign, from raising funds to defining issues to organizing volunteers. The more politically savvy this person is, the better.

Step5
Decide the issues on which you'll base your campaign. These should be decided in accordance with the aforementioned poll and on the basis of your strengths and commitment.

Step6

Raise money. While your campaign manager and other staff can help with this, you will need to spend a lot of time contacting people to request their monetary support.

Step7
Start a Web site. Include biographical information, your stand on the issues and information about how to make contributions to your campaign.

Step8
File the required papers to get yourself on the ballot. Procedures for doing this vary by city, county and state. A filing fee may also be required.

Step9
Get as many volunteers as you can to work for your campaign. They can walk precincts, make phone calls, distribute signs and stuff envelopes.

Step10
Order campaign items such as bumper stickers, yard signs, lapel buttons, posters, rally signs and magnets. Also order literature to be mailed.

Step11
Use the press, posters, brochures, rallies and personal gatherings to get the word out about your qualifications, your stand on the issues and your integrity. All of these activities should be coordinated by your campaign manager and done with the help of volunteers.

* Almost all of the above can be done by a political consulting firm that will manage campaigns, raise funds, carry out public opinion polls and otherwise advise and direct your efforts. Cost varies according to what you want done, but these companies can be invaluable if you can afford them.
* Concentrate on getting the vote out in the last days before the election.
* Here is an example of specific qualifications for an office: A candidate for California state senator must be at least 30 years old, a U.S. citizen for nine years, and a resident of California.
* There are no guarantees in politics. Even if you handle everything perfectly, you still stand the chance of losing.
* Keep in mind that when you run for office, personal matters can become fodder for pundits, opponents and the public at large.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The scariest phone call of all time.



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Vimana-ramma


There is a Hindu document which describes the building ofseveral ancient aircrafts called 'Vimana'…

'Strong and durable must the body of the Vimana be made, like a great flying bird of light material. Inside one must put the mercury engine with its iron heating apparatus underneath. By means of the power latent in the mercury which sets the driving whirlwind in motion, a man sitting inside may travel a great distance in the sky. The movements of the Vimana are such that it can vertically ascend, vertically descend, move slanting forwards and backwards. With the help of the machines human beings can fly in the air and heavenly beings can come down to earth.'

The text…which was written 400 years before the birth of Jesus…claims that there are
32 secrets to piloting a Vimana;

(Maantrika)
the invocation of mantras, of spiritual and hypnotic powers,
for the construction of airplanes which cannot be destroyed.

(Goodha)
for the pilot to make his Vimana invisible to his enemies.

(Paroksha)
enables the pilot to paralyze other Vimana.

(Aparoksha) to project a beam of light in front of his craft to light his way.

(Viroopa Karana)
with which the pilot can produce 'the thirty-second kind of smoke', charge it with 'the light of the heat waves in the sky' and transform his craft into a 'very fierce and terrifying shape' guaranteed to cause 'utter fright to onlookers'.

(Pralaya)
-to push electrical force through the 'five-limbed aerial tube'
so the pilot can 'destroy everything as in a cataclysm'.

The privilege of operating a flying machine is great.
The knowledge of flight is among the most ancient of our inheritances. A gift from 'those from upon high'.
We received it from them as a means of saving many lives.'
-Hindu Hakatha manuscript

John Titor


In 2000, a man named John Titor began posting unusual messages
in internet relay Chat rooms on the web [IRC] .
Several members saved what he had written onto their hard drives.
There are over two hundred pages of dialogue between them, plus some pictures which he included of his device.
Here are some excerpts;


"I am a time traveler from the year 2036..."

"The means by which I travel in time is very physical.
I require a "machine" to do it. It weighs about 500 pounds and gets quite hot.
I do not own it and I did not build it. Within limits, I will be happy to discuss how it works
and how "future" science thinks time works."

[Bit off target, maybe…but Trivia is the Goddess of sorcery and crossroads and the storage capacity of the human brain exceeds 4 terabytes.]

"My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid."

"The "machine" is owned by the military. I am part of a unit stationed in Tampa Florida. The real energy is in creating the machine, not operating it. It's interesting you should bring up the divergence percentage. You may find it…entertainingly interesting to know that the divergence can be more accurate with more sensitive gravity sensors and clocks. The C206 uses 6 Cesium clocks and an active method of timing the changes in the atom."

[During World War II, allied forces routinely smuggled maps, files and escape routes into German P.O.W. camps- with real money slipped into packs of the play money.]

"Graham or multiple world theory is correct. All possible quantum states, events, possibilities and outcomes are real, eventual and occurring. The chances of everything happening someplace at sometime in the superverse is 100%."

"Therefore, there is a worldline where you are alive and another worldline where you have gone back in time to kill your relative and the you on the new worldline won’t be born but “you” the killer is still running around there. Differences between worldlines are measured from the perspective of the time traveler in terms of divergence percentage. The higher the divergence, the more “un-like” your destination worldline looks like compared to your worldline of origin. "

"Unfortunately, time travel is not an exact science. There is inherent error and chaos in the computers ability to make accurate calculations. Based on the current technology of the clocks and sensors, distortion units are only accurate to about 60 years or so. So no, in 2036, we are unable to travel back 1000 years due to the error rate in the system. The divergence between the worldline of origin and the target worldline would be too great. If one were to try and travel back that far, history would look nothing like what you would expect. "

"I was born in 1998 so I do share some childhood memories with all of you. I remember going to Disney World at Christmas and I remember going to the beach in Daytona. When the civil "conflict" started and got worse, people generally decided to either stay in the cities and lose most of their civil rights under the guise of security or leave the cities for more isolated and rural areas. Our home was searched once and the neighbor across the street was arrested for some unknown reason. That convinced my father to leave the city."

"From the age of 8 to 12, we lived away from the cities and spent most of our time in a farm community with other families avoiding conflict with the federal police and national guard. By that time, it was pretty clear that we were not going back to what we had and the division between the "cities" and the "country" was well defined. My father made a living by putting together 12-volt electrical systems and sailing "commodities" up and down the coast of Florida. I spent most of my time helping him."

"The source of power for the C204 that allows it to distort and manipulate gravity comes from two microsingularities that were created, captured and cleaned at a much larger and “circular” facility. The dual event horizons of each one and their mass is manipulated by injecting electrons onto the surface of their respective ergospheres. The electricity comes from batteries. The breakthrough that will allow for this technology will occur within a year or so when CERN brings their larger facility online."

"The singularities do not create Tipler cylinders they create the same physical environment without all the mass. The same math works for both. There are two singularities. Their mass and spin is altered in order to adjust the size of the ergosphere and cause the event horizons to interact and create the gravity sinusoid."

"UNIX will have a timeout error in 2038 and many of the mainframe systems that ran a large part of the infrastructure were based on very old IBM computer code. The 5100 has the ability to easily translate between the old IBM code, APL, BASIC and (with a few tweaks in 1975) UNIX. This may seem insignificant but the fact that the 5100 is portable means I can easily take it back to 2036. I do expect they will create some sort of emulation system to use in multiple locations."

"...your worldline is about 2.5% different than mine. This is a roughly cumulative measurement based on my arrival in 1975. As far as I can tell right now, you are headed toward the same events I would call "my history" in 2036. However, the very nature of time travel states that every worldline is unique and you are very much in control of what you do and how you get there…"

"In my experience, when it becomes necessary to convince someone what I do for a living the only way to do that is to be related to them. Everything else is immediately written off as a parlor trick, even if they're standing in front of a cooling distortion unit and I show them a dollar bill with the year 2029 on it."

"Perhaps it would have been clearer to state that the math has been around since 1970. I would urge you to examine the properties of Kerr black holes and Tipler cylinders. An actual working prototype was first tested in 2034. On my worldline, time travel is not a public recreation but we are all aware that it exists. You may be disappointed to know that the ability to manipulate gravity is not the technical challenge that had to be overcome. Miniaturizing the clocks and sensors, creating clever ways to vent x-rays and creating a computer system dependable enough to calculate the changes required to the field were the main challenges. There are no missing pieces…just missing energy levels and a few very interesting subatomic particles."

"I realize my claims are a bit ridiculous but my intent is not really to be believed. However, if I had an opportunity to talk to a time traveler, I might ask questions like: How exactly does the singularity sensor measure the expansion of the inner event horizon or why does the reality of multiple worlds support the religious dogma that there are no good or bad people just good and bad desicions or what were the political motivations that changed the U.S. Constitution? "

[Albert Einstein declined the presidency of Israel in 1952,
and Agronomy is the study of dirt.]

That's no angel...

Apoll-oh-shit


During the transmission of the Moon landing of Armstrong and Aldrin, who journeyed to the Moon in an American spaceship, two minutes of silence occurred in which the image and sound were interrupted. NASA insisted that this problem was the result of one of the television cameras which had overheated, thus interfering with the reception.
This unexpected problem surprised even the most qualified of viewers who were unable to explain how in such a costly project, one of the most essential elements could break down... Some time after the historic Moon landing, Christopher Craft, director of the base in Houston, made some surprising comments when he left NASA.
The contents of these comments, which is included in the conversations [below], has been corroborated by hundreds of amateur radio operators who had connected their stations to the same frequency through which the astronauts transmitted. During the two minute interruption - which was not as it seemed, NASA, Armstrong and Aldrin with Cape Kennedy, censored both image and sound. 'I say that there were other spaceships.'

Here is reproduced completely the dialogue between the American astronauts and Control Center:

Armstrong & Aldrin: Those are giant things. No, no, no - this is not an optical illusion. No one is going to believe this!

Houston (Christopher Craft): What ... what ... what? What the hell is happening? What's wrong with you?

Armstrong & Aldrin: They're here under the surface.

Houston: What's there? (muffled noise) Emission interrupted; interference control calling 'Apollo 11'.

Armstrong & Aldrin: We saw some visitors. They were here for a while, observing the instruments.

Houston: Repeat your last information!

Armstrong & Aldrin: I say that there were other spaceships. They're lined up in the other side of the crater!

Houston: Repeat, repeat!

Armstrong & Aldrin: Let us sound this orbita ... in 625 to 5 ... Automatic relay connected ... My hands are shaking so badly I can't do anything. Film it? God, if these damned cameras have picked up anything - what then?

Houston: Have you picked up anything?

Armstrong & Aldrin: I didn't have any film at hand. Three shots of the saucers or whatever they were that were ruining the film

Houston: Control, control here. Are you on your way? What is the uproar with the UFOs over?

Armstrong & Aldrin: They've landed here. There they are and they're watching us.

Zombies are real


Zombie' is actually derived from N'Zambi,
a North African fetish God who is also the father of Voodun.

[A fetish, by definition, isn't sexual or perverse; fet·ish also fet·ich (ftshftsh)
n. 1. An object that is believed to
have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.
2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence]


An anthropologist named Wade Davis made several trips to

Haiti in the 1970's and through careful scientific investigation discovered that Zombies were, in fact- quite real.

A key subject of his inquiries was Clairvius Narcisse who, in the spring of 1962- died at the Albert Schweitzer hospital in Deschapelles.

18 years later, the man returned to his family; brain damaged and confused- claiming to have been held as a slave…as a Zombie, by the local Voodun priest to whom he was indebted

[as a side note;
It's a CRASH of rhinoceros
and a MURDER of crows.]

Wade Davis was confused.
He checked with the hospital staff and with the friends and family who had attended Clairvius' open casket funeral;
all of whom verified his death, and none who were surprised at the circumstances of his return.

[-as a side note; Japanese kabuki actor Bandō Mitsugorō died of severe poisoning after eating pufferfish sashimi following one of his shows. The liver of the pufferfish is said to be the most poisonous, but Mitsugorō claimed to be immune. The chef, unable to refuse the famous Mitsugorō lost his license as a result.]

Davis eventually spoke with an old man, a civil servant, who had formally practiced as a high Voodun priest in a nearby village. This is what he said;
-that zombification is real.

-that if a man or woman owes a great debt or has committed a great offense- it is not uncommon for the offended party to seek aid from the local practitioner of Voodun magic.

-that Voodun is not magic.

-that during certain times of the year, a local species of pufferfish produces a toxin which, when reduced to a fine white powder- will stop a man's breathing, and reduce his heart-rate to less than 5 beats per minute.

-the powdered poison, which is usually administered as a concentrated paste to the inside of an elbow or the soft part of a neck, will induce a lifeless comatose- which is often mistaken by family and unskilled physicians…as death.

-the Priest will wait as the family buries the man alive,
and then dig him up at night for further treatment at some alternate ;location. Once the priest is away from prying eyes, he makes preparations to awaken the man from his coma.


-the concoction he makes is a cruel one; full of stimulants and powerful hallucinogens which work to horrify the person from his comatose."

-the longer the Voodun priest leaves a victim in the ground, the more damaged that victims brain will become.

-the purpose of the concoction is not only to revive the victim, but to revive him into a terrible, frightening hell-like environment in which the priest is the only real source of authority. Therefore, the more damaged the victims brain is from the comatose- the more effective the drugs will be when the victim is awakened.

[Papa Doc Duvallier, dictator of Haiti from 1957 to 1971, had a private army which was said to consist of zombies, called the Tonton Macoutes. Duvallier was a Master Voodun priest, and they were said to have followed his every command as if in a trance.

After Duvalier's dictatorship, article 249 of the Haitian penal code was amended to read;

"It shall also be qualified as attempted murder the employment which may be

made against any person of substances which, without causing actual death,

produce a lethargic coma more or less prolonged. If, after the person had been

buried, the act shall be considered murder no matter what result follows."